A Bruise to the Ego
It was funny when he did it. Remember the opening to the Dick Van Dyke TV show when Dick came in and tripped over the ottoman? Classic comedy performed by one of the masters. It was hilarious!
Not so funny when a fifty-one year old woman does it when she's going downstairs for a late night snack. Who put that ottoman right there? Oh yeah, it was me. How embarassing. All for the sake of crackers and cheese.
I scream and Gerry comes running to find me flat on my back on the living room floor.
Was the bruise on the side of my leg worth it? You bet it was - c'mon we're talking about crackers and cheese here! Was the bruise to my ego worth it? That one's a little tougher to justify.